This week see a rogues gallery of naked Spider-Man villains. James Franco played poor little rich boy Harry Osborn in Sam Raimi’s trilogy, but he was so poor he had to sell his body in the 2002 male prostitute drama Sonny. Before he flashed his ass as Alcide on True Blood, Joe Manganiello bullied Peter Parker as his romantic rival Flash Thompson in the original Spider-Man. Tom Hardy‘s doppelgänger Logan Marshall-Green plays the henchmen Shocker in the latest installment. You might be shocked when he exposes his peen during a skinny dipping scene in the Cinemax original Quarry. But what about Spider-Man himself? Andrew Garfield showed his ass last week with a lame queer-baiting answer to a question about his sexuality. Now you can literally see his ass in 2009’s Red Riding.
“Spider-Man: Homecoming swings into theaters this week, and we’re looking at some of the hottest super-hienies from the Spider-Man franchise! The weekly quickie will also help you Power through some bare assed action on the boob tube!” — Mr. Man
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