Friday flashback: Kris Lord is so hot he’s making the pool splooge! After watching his slow, seductive striptease in the softcore documentary Bad Boys Ball Kris Lord and his monster cock became one of my earliest porn crush. The doc featured Lord in performance footage and interviews alongside his frequent co-star Jeff Hammond — another early porn crush who does a striptease of his own.
When I stumbled across the Falcon XXX summer break-themed video Down Home, which features Hammond and Lord on the box cover, I was hoping that would mean getting to bubble-butted Jeff Hammond bend over for a pounding from Kris Lord’s mega-dick. Sadly, they’re both tops, and while they did appear in a group scene together they didn’t fool around with each other. Hey, but at least they looked tasty in the glamour shots. That said, here’s some classic, early ’90s cock shots of one of Falcon’s biggest stars. BTW, everyone wore mom jeans back then, so don’t judge…